![]() “This house is a f***ing prison!” “On Planet Bulls**t!” “In the galaxy of This S***s Camel D***s!”.“The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Marian I’ll do you in the bottom while you’re drinking Sangria.”.“I’m Brennan.” “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” “You have to call me Nighthawk.”.“See that black smudge right there on the blade? Randy, Jackson, from American Idol.”.This is a house of learned doctors.” - Dale Doback “Listen, gang, don’t be mad at Dale for ruining the story…and possibly the evening.”.I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.” - Dale Doback “One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.” - Dale Doback.“You’re wearing tuxedos to a job interview that requires you to clean bathrooms.”.“I got a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this sh** on me?!”.“My mom is being eaten by a dog and there’s nothing I can do!” - Brennan.“Get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your a**.” - Brennan Huff.“I want to roll you into a little ball and shove you up my v***na.” - Alice.“Your singing is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.” - Dale Doback.“Your drumset is a wh***! I tea bagged your drum set!” - Brennan Huff.“I didn’t want Salmon! I said it four times! This wedding is horse sh**.”.“You know what gets my di** hard? Helping out my friends.” - Derek.“Robert better not get in my face, ’cause I’ll drop that mother f***er.”.“Boats ‘n’ hoes, boats ‘n’ hoes / I gotta have me my boats and hoes.”.“I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed!” - lumberjack Brennan.“I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my pe***!” - Brennan.“Dad, what are you doing? It’s ‘Shark Week’!” - Dale Doback.“I you wake me up… I will stab you, in the neck with a knife.”.“Dane Cook, pay–per–view, 20 minutes, let’s go!” - Derek.“I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” - Dale Doback.“Did we just become best friends? “Yep!”” - Brennan Huff. ![]() “Last week I put liquid paper on a bee… And it died.”.“Gotta have my boats and hoes!” - Dale Doback.“I’ve been called the songbird of my generation.”. ![]()
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